One day a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a

tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink. 

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> Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked,

'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside? The blonde said it was hers.

  

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> Your dog seems to be in 'heat' the officer said. 

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> The blonde replied, 'No way. She's cool because she's tied up

under that shade tree. 

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> The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to

be bred.' 

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> 'No way,' said the blonde. 'My dog doesn't need bread. She

isn't hungry because I fed her this morning. 

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> The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't

 understand. Your

dog wants to have sex!' 

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>  The blonde looked at the cop and said, 'Well, go ahead. I've

always wanted a police dog.