YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT



Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a
falsehood anyway-but your waiter may know!


YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH




DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!



It takes less than a minute. Work this out as
you read.



Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked
it out!



This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.




1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would
like to go out to eat.

(More than once but less than 10.)



2. Multiply this
number by 2 (just to be bold).



3. Add
5.



4. Multiply it
by 50.



5. If you have already had your birthday this year add
1758...



If you haven't, add 1757.



6. Now subtract the four digit year that you
were born.



You should have a three digit
number.



The first digit of this was your original
number. (
i.   e., How many times
you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)



The next two
numbers are



YOUR
AGE!
------ (Oh YES, it is!)



THIS
IS THE ONLY YEAR (2008) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO
SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS