An 85-year-old
couple had been married for 60 years.  Though they were far from rich, they
managed to get by because they watched their pennies.


Though not young, they
were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy
foods and exercise for the last decade.
One day their good health didn't
help when they went on a rare vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off
to Heaven.
 

They reached the Pearly
Gates and Saint Peter escorted them inside.  He took them to a beautiful mansion
furnished in gold and fine silks with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in
the master bath.  A maid could be seen hanging their favourite clothes in the
closet.
They gasped in astonishment when
he said, "Welcome to Heaven.  This will be your home now."


The old man asked Peter
how much all this was going to cost.  "Why, nothing," Peter replied, "Remember,
this is your reward in Heaven."
The old man
looked out the window and right there he saw a championship golf course, finer
and more beautiful than any ever built on Earth.
"What are the greens fees?"
grumbled the old man.
"This is heaven," St.. Peter replied. "You play for
free, every day...."
          

Next they
went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch with every imaginable
cuisine laid out before them from seafood to steaks to exotic deserts, free
flowing beverages.
"Don't even ask," said St. Peter
to the man.  "This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy."
The old man looked around and
glanced nervously at his wife.
"Well, where are the low fat and
low cholesterol foods and the decaffeinated tea?" he asked.
"That's the best part," St.
Peter replied. "You can eat and drink as much as you like of whatever you like
and you will never get fat or sick.  This is Heaven!'

The
old man pushed, "No gym to work out at?"
"Not unless you want to," was the
answer.
"No testing my sugar or blood pressure or..."
"Never again.  All you do here
is enjoy yourself."
                             
         
The
old man glared at his wife and said, "You and your f****ng bran flakes.  We
could have been here 10 years ago!"