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Time's UP?
A 54
year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the
hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death
experience.
Seeing
God she asked "Is my time up?"
God
said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8
days to live."
Upon
recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift,
liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She
even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her
teeth!
Since
she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most
of it.
After
her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her
way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving
in front of God, she demanded,
"I thought you said
I had another 43 years.
Why didn't you pull me from out
of the path of the ambulance?"
God
replied:
"I didn't recognize you!"
Time's UP?
A 54
year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the
hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death
experience.
Seeing
God she asked "Is my time up?"
God
said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8
days to live."
Upon
recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift,
liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She
even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her
teeth!
Since
she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most
of it.
After
her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her
way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving
in front of God, she demanded,
"I thought you said
I had another 43 years.
Why didn't you pull me from out
of the path of the ambulance?"
God
replied:
"I didn't recognize you!"