The Halloween
Kiss

A cabbie picks up
a Nun. She gets  into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver
won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. 
  
He replies: "I have a question to ask,
but I don't want to offend you." 
  
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend
me.  When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a
chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you
could say or ask that I would find offensive." 
  
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have
a nun kiss me."  
  
She responds, "Well, let's see what we
can do  about that - 
1) you have to
be single and 
2) you must be
Catholic." 

The cab driver is
very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"  

"OK"  the nun says. "Pull into the
next alley." 

The nun fulfills
his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. 

 But when they get back on the road,
the cab driver starts crying.  

"My dear child," said the nun, why
are you crying?" 

"Forgive me,
but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm  Jewish." 

 The nun says, "That's OK. My name
is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party!"