Golf Panties




The Swede's wife stepped up to

the tee and, as she bent

over to place her ball, a gust of

wind blew her skirt up and revealed her lack of

underwear.

"Good God, woman! Why aren't

you wearing any skivvies?", Ole demanded.

"Well, you don't give me enough

housekeeping money to afford

any," she replied..

The Swede immediately reached into his pocket and said, "For

the sake of decency, here's a $50. Go and buy yourself some

underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bent over to

set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blew up

to show that she, too, is wearing no undies.

"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no

knickers. Why not?"

She replied, "I can't afford any on the

little money you give me."

Patrick reached into his pocket and said,

"For the sake of decency , here's a $20. Go out

and buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bent over. The wind also took

her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is

naked. "Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the

friggin hell are yer drawers?"

She too explained, 'You dinna give me enough money to be able

at affarrd any."

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and said,

"Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a

comb. Tidy yerself up a bit.."