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Children Writing About the Ocean


1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6)

2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)

3) - If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you don't
have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. (Melissa, age 7)

4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily
Richardson She's not my friend anymore. (Kylie, age 6)

5) - A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy,
age 8)

6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and pots
and comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6)

7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the
ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to
make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off
eating beans. (William, age 7)

8) - Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and
I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen, age 6)

9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is always
crying. My dad keeps yelling at my mom, and my big sister has just got
pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy, age 6)

10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can
give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think
they have to plug themselves in to chargers.
(Christopher, age 7)

11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes
my willy small. (Kevin, age 6)

12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Divers can't
go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky, age 8)

13) - On vacation my mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was
going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired
right up her big fat ass. (Julie, age 7)

14) - The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drown
I don't know. (Bobby, age 6)

15) - My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean.
What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom.
(James, age 7)

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These are from our garden.
Mike planted this and do not recall the name of this.
Anyone out there know this name of this wonderful flower?


posted on June 27, 2013 9:55 AM ()

Comments:

comment by kristilyn3 on July 10, 2013 10:22 AM ()
I must be late on the comments here.
reply by fredo on July 10, 2013 3:37 PM ()
comment by marta on June 29, 2013 1:54 PM ()
reply by fredo on July 10, 2013 3:37 PM ()
Funny man, Fredo!
comment by solitaire on June 29, 2013 5:17 AM ()
Nice of you to stop by Randy.
reply by fredo on July 10, 2013 3:38 PM ()
out of the mouths of children ,, always crack you up
comment by kevinshere on June 28, 2013 1:04 AM ()
Some are.
reply by fredo on July 10, 2013 3:38 PM ()
Dianthus, common name is 'pinks' - in the carnation family. I liked the kid thing.
comment by troutbend on June 27, 2013 2:56 PM ()
If they are pinks, they smell good.
reply by troutbend on June 27, 2013 2:57 PM ()
I love these ... thanks. The flowers could be geraniums. Take one to a florist. (kiss)
comment by tealstar on June 27, 2013 2:53 PM ()
No,this we can recognized.
reply by fredo on June 27, 2013 3:02 PM ()
I love number 9. Of course she can't concentrate with all that going on.
comment by elderjane on June 27, 2013 2:07 PM ()
Yes,this is a good one.
reply by fredo on June 27, 2013 2:15 PM ()
LOL too funny!
comment by panthurdreams on June 27, 2013 1:35 PM ()
Need something to laugh about.
reply by fredo on June 27, 2013 2:15 PM ()
It's a red flower (Marty age 19)
comment by greatmartin on June 27, 2013 1:30 PM ()
very cute Martin.
reply by fredo on June 27, 2013 1:41 PM ()

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