This was one of the sculptors that we visit here in Concord,NH last week.



> The Psychiatrist & The Proctologist*

> The Psychiatrist & The Proctologist*
>
>
> Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided
> that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice
> together to share office space and personnel. Dr. Smith was the
> psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign
> reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors".
> The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
>
> So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids". This was also
> not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.
> "Catatonics and High Colonics" - No go.
> Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives" - thumbs down
> again..
> Then came "Minds and Behinds" - still no good.
> Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" - unacceptable
> again!
> So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts" - not a chance.
> "Nuts and Butts" - no way.
> "Freaks and Cheeks" - still no good.
> "Loons and Moons" - forget it.
>
> Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:
>
> "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends". Everyone loved
> it.