There is a local subculture here based on drugs and too easily acquired social security disability. These people have nothing much to do but drink, consume drugs and to supplement their income sell a few of their prescription meds, such as Loritabs and Hydracodene.

I know one of the women quite well and she is very frank
about what goes on. She is gay and has a significant other named Candy. Her name is Kristy.

Kristy is up set because Robert Tallbear, appropriately named, has fallen in love with her. Rarely is Robert in his right mind, since he is usually drugged up and drunk.
She has repeatedly informed him that she is gay and in love with Candace and will never, ever, have a man in her life again under any circumstances. He still visits her three times a day and forgets what she has told him about her feelings. She is ready to pull her hair out and Candy is extremely mad and jealous.

This strikes me as hilarious, and I know it should not. Robert Tallbear is about 6feet three inches tall and still wears the long braid. Once he sits himself down he is immovable. She needs to do something to make him fall out of love with her, but she doesn't know how to make it any
plainer. Candy works hard eight hours a day and isn't there to scold him when he visits.

If anyone has advice, I will relay it to Kristy.

And they say nothing like Peyton Place ever happens in the country.