Teacher: "Maria, go to the map and find North America."

Maria: "Ok, here it is."

Teacher: "Very good, Maria. Now, class, who discovered America?"

Class: "Maria!"

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Teacher: "Glen, how do you spell CROCODILE?"

Glen: "K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"

Teacher: "Oh, sorry, that's wrong."

Glen: "No it's not! That's exactly the way I spell it!"

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Teacher: "Harold, what is the chemical formula for water?"

Harold: "H I J K L M N O"

Teacher: "What is that supposed to mean?"

Harold: "Well, YOU"RE the one who told us it is H2O!"

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Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down a cherry tree, but he also admitted to doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

Louie: "Because George had an axe in his hand!"

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Teacher: "Simon, do you say prayers before meals?"

Simon: "No, I don't have to. My mom is a good cook."

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Teacher: "Claudia, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?"

Claudia: "No, Mrs. Smith. We have the same dog."

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Teacher: "Hank, what do you call a person who keeps on talking even when people are no longer interested?"

Hank: "A teacher?"

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