But. Really why should I care. I’m nearly out of here. At Laaaast. Yeah. I’m sure the By-Laws will be nearly as happy as I will. Well…they’ll be happy for the first couple of weeks. I’ll be happy forever. Heh. I’ve already told them we’ll be getting BIGfuckoffHOUNDS, Rex and DogZilla [heh DogZilla] and electric fences to keep them from visiting. And if they get past them, [hey these HillBillies are pretty thick…skinned] if they knock and see movement as we hide, refusing to answer the door, then they should just keeping on truckun.
I believe the Father-by-law thinks I’m kidding. Might have been because I smiled. He obviously missed the eye-twitching or perhaps mistook it for an exaggerated wink.
I was going to start bitching about how our once pristine unadulterated land is now no longer. We’ve had a few eye-openers and a couple of eye-sores,
TaahDaah--LePoopPond.
One ridiculous eyesore we were able to get rectified was having the electric meter-box reinstalled against the house, instead of it about being eight foot out from our backdoor, blocking off part of the view from our kitchen window. Yes. I know WTF would you stick one there! As it was, we’d have to build the deck around the bloody meter box. Thankfully now we won’t have to think up weird and wonderful deck designs around it.
I tell ya, at one stage I was really beginning to dislike these blokes who were making our paradise bloody ugly.
Went out there yesterday. Hadn’t been out for a day, I think we were slightly disillusioned. A new crew were there putting in the block foundation. What is it about a tight-tummy tatt that I find strangely erotic. Anyway. Things were moving along. It’s starting to look more like a solid house now. Pity that they’ll backfill so that only one block shows. FatBastid is happy that they’ll leave the unused ones. He has plans of using them for a home for two pigs, one for our freezer and one for his Uncles. He better hope I don’t name them, other than RoastOne and RoastTwo. HaHa!
Funny. While there, I grew a haemorrhoid in the shape of a twenty eight year old excavation driver. Ah the power of an accent uh. Opens many conversations. Turns out he’d had lived in my beloved Aus for about nine months quite a few years back. I have to admit I do enjoy yapping with people who have had an Aussie experience. While it’s always nice to hear about people wanting to go there, I adore those that have. I don’t have to think so much when talking, just let the lingo fly.
If anything I *see* their remembrances in my speech.
Ah sometimes its good to be an Aussie in a foreign land.