So you wanna see her "Titties" Gary?!! I know it... All you "men" are "PIGS",, I hope you die a "horrible death"!!!
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See, this is the beginning of a conversation with past "girlfriend"(S) (When we was together). Not my current one, really it has nothing to do with her... cause she is NOT like the rest... I'm just giving a "fictional" account of conversations I have had with some ex wenches... By fictional I mean, it's pretty close to how things happen.. without exact words.
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THE CRAZY (NOW) EX: Gary, I seen you looking at her! We was in the grocery store, and you looked at her "ass".. admit it!

GARY: She dropped something, damn your paranoid. I wanted to help her out if I could. Gawd Damn, can't a person be helpful without a problem?

THE CRAZY (NOW) EX: I like when you help people out, but I have a problem with "who" you help more!

GARY: Jesus.. damn.. , you seem to center on women... I hope you know that is a sign of "preduice", I help everyone.. all the time.. I help "old ladies, and hotties". Everyone, cause I am NOT preduice...

THE CRAZY (NOW) EX: So your trying to tell me, her bending over.. and being a hot Blonde meant nothing?

GARY: Of course it did.. you "nutso", your trying to "trap me with words". What I am saying is... I love you, and am not tying to hurt you.. but am trying to help them.

THE CRAZY (NOW) EX: So do you want to see her titties?

GARY: Yes, and if I said NO, you'd accuse me of being a fag! I want so see the titties so bad, I am
"frothing" at the mouth... but because I love you so much.. I never asked to look. Plus, yours are so much more "supple" and firm.. I mean, you got the best titties in the country!

THE CRAZY (NOW) EX: Mine are even better then those "Ukraine" girls, those Russians, French???

GARY: You got the best "titties" around.. Hell anyone who doesn't see that is like a "turd"...

THE CRAZY (NOW) EX: "Turd"?

GARY: Couldn't come up with anything better to say... but yes, I find your "titties the best of anywhere".. and I read "Playboy, Hustler and even Sports Illustrated".. so I see alot of titties.. and yours are the BEST!!!
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Well, believe or not.. I had a few women "leave me". I was "Honest" , I was true.. but for some reason... I got gone..

Telling the "truth" has a "High price" to pay... I know this one.........

Gary :)