Movie reviews really aren't my thing, but damnit lately everyone is doing one. I didn't want to be left behind!

The chicks talk about what they see on the "chick flicks".. "He kissed her this way", "he was cheating" (ya know, all that crazy chit wems think about). The gays talk about the "dude flicks"... "He kissed him this way", "he was cheating" (Ya know, all that crazy chit fags talk about). The political types talk about what "Bush did, what Clinton did".. and well... alot can put you to sleep,, but we still seem to listen to ALL reviews!

So.. I gotta give my REVIEW on a movie now. I am ALL ABOUT T-n-A and Action!!! Screw that sappy female chit, screw the gay agenda, screw politics! Sometimes.. I just want to see a hot ass bioutch, with a big gun.. shooting bad guys. Plus one that will get naked on camera,,

SO here is my review of the new JAMES BOND 007 movie: "Quantum of Solace".........

First I will say, I highly anticipated seeing this movie. I read, and subscribe to Maxim Magazine. The main star "Olga Kurylenko" (The Bond babe)is listed as the "Hottest Bond girl ever".

She was no where near as sexxy in the movie, as she was in the magazine. The problem is, this babe is "Hot"!! But the directors did nothing to "Really make" her shine in the movie. Look at other bond movies... the babes are the "key",, what they wear, how they act.. all that. I am not sure why they picked one of the hottest women alive, but choose to "NOT" show off her real qualities. A mistake in my book.

I don't like the new "Bond dude". He isn't bad... but I don't feel as good as "any past" Bond dudes. I think his name is "Daniel Craig", but I could be wrong and won't look it up.

The special effects really weren't what I'd expect from a "Bond" movie. I was disappointed. The movie wasn't bad (I don't think that is possible for a James Bond movie), but wasn't what I was hoping for....

Storyline.. nothing special.. again.. I think this should have been done better....

I haven't watched the last Bond movie yet.. probably will tomorrow. I actually started it, but found I could get this one in so turned it off. I hope it's better.

MY REVIEW
6/10
Worth the watch.. but don't expect to be "wowed" on anything.
Gary :)