SHORT EXCERPT from "Janetk's" blog...
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That about sums up my weekend. Crazy. Actually, fucking crazy is more like it. But who’s counting hairs?

But rather than talk about the weekend of insanity, I thought instead that I would get on my list of ten things I love…all starting with the letter C, of course. This started on Meranda’s blog and with any luck, maybe it will keep going round and round MyBloggers. The deal is that you have to list ten things you like all starting with the same letter… the catch is that the letter is chosen by someone else. In this case…ME! So if you want a letter, let me know and I promise not to give you Q or X.

I TOOK THE CHALLENGE... (This from me to her)
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I'm game! But PLEASE PLEASE make my letter F!! It's amazing how much I like to "F".. more amazing how many I want to "F"...

(Editors note: I have been flirting with Janet).. here was her response...

You earned it...your letter is F. Go with it. (For a full viewing of this conversation.. please read "Janetk's blog)..

TEN (10) THINGS I LOVE THAT START WITH THE LETTER "F"! (This is coincutter here).
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1) FUCK- I love to Fuck!! Fuck fuck fuck!! I can't say it any more clearly. I love to "Fuck", and I try to with anything even remotely "pretty". Hey, if I haven't tried with you (if your legal).. you better look in the mirror, get on a treadmill or sumptin. If your "doable", I will at the very least "flirt" with ya..

2) FUCK- them over! Yeah, I like doing that too! I'm not stupid and chit, I can take any "dork" (or cocky jock) and twist their brain like a pretzel. My "Brain" is stronger then my Brawn... but I am no slouch at either.

3) FART- I love to Fart. I especially like farting when I am pissed. I remember one day.. wife #1.. I pulled the covers over her head.. and let out a "huge ass fart". Well she divorced me over the thing.. Ironic, it was probably the best thing that ever happened for both.

4) FOOD- You may find this response "out of character" for me. But think about it.. you can't Fart or Fuck without food first?!!

5) FRIENDS- Yes, I love "Friends" this brings me back to the "earlier" questions. Have you ever seen the TV show Friends?? Yes, I want to "F" those Friends!!! I'd do "Courtney over Jennifer", but most my real freinds disagree... That's ok.. no competition for me.

6) FAMILY- I love my family! *Talking parents, grandparents, etc..". Family is always welcome here, except days that end in the letter "Y". I belong to this wierd religious cult,, and we aren't allowed company on days that end in the letter "Y". Some wanted to come over on "tuesdaY", but I had to tell them to pick another day.

7) FLOWERS- I love Flowers! Everytime I give a slut "Flowers", she wants to "Fuck". Unfortunate for me, I can't afford them often. I can't be walking to the graveyard to steal the things always either. Pretty much, if I want to FUCK, I have to the old fashion way. I beg.....

8) FOES- Wait, what's that?... jeez, I am so stupid. My Buddie was behind me reading this. He mentioned something... I don't like my "FOES", I like my HOES!! That's what I get for drinking during an important interview...

9) FTW- It's a T-shirt. It means "Fuck the world"! Steal that shirt from me.. you'll learn what it means...

10) FOREVER- We are people forever, we all live in this world. We will all die, we all suffer, we all are alot alike. Guess what people, we WILL be around together "forever". Have no problem telling thoughts... Be real!!

Personally, I don't want to hurt "anyone".. I want people to think about some things I say.. however "abstract" I say them.. I'll allude to things in this life, as well as in the afterlife. Generally though.. I want all to get along better "Here", and sometimes that takes some "direct talk"...

Gary :)