I decided to "turn over" a new leaf... I've decided, being "straight and true" with people doesn't always work. I think I will begin "lying", I think I will put on a big smile, and lie to their face!! Seems to work for everyone else, why not me???? I'm gonna "Fly this direction awhile"!


Mr. (ex) President. I always loved you! You are an "awesome diplomat".. I love the way you didn't try to impress your "daddy", or his oilmen! You did "great things for the American people".. I love ya dude! Your "smile" shows honesty to me.


What do you think I am? Jeez, yes I drank a "case" of beer.. I'd do ya even if I was sober. Hell I am in bars all the time, and I drink alot. I am very selective who I screw though.. What?.. no no no.. your makeup looks "great".. And I'd ask you to marry me.. except I was just asked to go on a "peacekeeping" mission to "Africa".. No worries babe, I think your awesome! But it's impossible for us to see eachother again.


I think it's great, you fags can "express yourself". I'd love to see you "kissing and caressing" eachother in public more. My kids would learn to "experinment".. yeah, we need that. (Actually, a truth note here.. I support equal rights, but guy on guy is flat out gross).


I think it's "terrible" when a woman kisses a woman! I want it out of my life, out of magazines.. out of society! Actually, a truth note here.. I only said that to make myself seem cool to women.. What guy doesn't like a little "girl on girl" action?).


Michelle, I think it's awesome you wore a dress to inauguration that was slightly under $1000. Your kids wore dresses/outfits that the media said cost about $750 each. I think this is awesome, considering other first ladies had dresses in the "65,000" range.. (check the history peeps).. Quite a bargin, and shows she's one of us! I always buy my girlfriends $1000 dresses they will wear once.. shows, I "connect" with the "real people in life!, and don't waste money. Like, how many meals can $1000 buy??? (Actually, a truth note here.. this is "spending less" then others in the white house have, but not enough to me. She could've got a "copy" for cheap, and it would've looked better to me).

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I don't know.. I better stop here. What I can say is this.. I do take "flack" for things I say. Should be obvious by now, I will say "back" what I feel. Once again.. love or hate me... I may joke in this blog, but really I'll always be me!

It's up to you all! Who ya "Trust", Bush with his smile, or someone that is direct and true...


Gary :)