The family is on their way home. Just got a call from Roxann. She's on her way, She's in "Bridgeport" right now. That's less then a half hour away, but I expect it to take over an hour. We are under a "Winter storm warning". Supposed to get like 10 inches. She said the roads weren't bad yet (where she is).. but where I am they are BAD (looking out the window). Hope she drives safe. Good thing she is a "native" Michigander... you florida flucks couldn't drive here.. it's a "learned thing".. lol.
The house looks pretty good! I've cleaned it for like 5 days. Still, it's not perfect. I wish I had time to do more. Still, it's 100% better. I just know however, the minute the kids come in... they will be putting CRAP all over. So, I may have to put on my "mean face" (Like I do to RED).. and pretend I am a bad dude.
Ok.. so the 5 days of masterbation are over now. It's not a bad thing really..(I like real sex too). "Have you ever watched that Doctors show" they have on TV? (Like Oprah, but with real doctors). Well, they did an entire show on masterbation. Seems, it's actually very HEALTHY! So mom was a lier... ok, maybe she just didn't know the health benefits I know by instinct.. maybe she didn't like cleaning my "crusty" undies.. I don't know.. So at any rate, I forgive mom.
Wow... they're here.. gotta go... Gary :)