1) JUDGE JUDY about Octomom-
Listen, I never really liked "Judge Judy". Of all the "Judges" on TV now, she's the only one I think is a whiny ass Bitch. Anyway, I have to agree with some things. It's pretty "sad" Octomom decided to have these kids. Irresponsible. The people, and government will pay for them. Not her. However, I feel that's until, she makes a "book deal", and suddenly has millions. Then.. all the kids grow up rich, all the kids will have "nanny's". They will appreciate "mom" a bit (hell I would). The question is, "Is Octomom just an irresponsible stupid girl?, or is she a step ahead of us..... Will her kids grow up worse then yours?

2)OBAMA
I voted for him, and I like him. However, I feel he is a "Gambling man". This "Stimulus" plan will either work great (give us all some help), or totally fuck this country where we can't recover from the debt (especially after dickhead Bush JR took us so far down). What the hell I say, it's a 50/50 at this point. Go for it "Obama".

3) CHANDRA LEVY-
Well, they finally charged a dude with murder. He's a "Salvadoran laborer". ya know, I felt he was guilty from the start. I never really trusted "Salvadoran laborers". Especially ones that are already in prison on related charges. Poor Gary Condit! The dude was 53 and Levy was 23. Hell yes he wanted to fuck her, Hell yes he tried to deny the affair. He is a "politician" afterall. Our greatest Presidents have denied affairs, and come clean of the smoke. Poor "Gary", only took one foreign slant eyed "Salvadoran" to take his ass out. That's why I really dislike Salvadorans...

4) SEARCH ENDED-
The Coast Guard has been looking for some "missing football players". I don't watch football, I don't even like football. I am glad this thing is ended. I wonder how much it cost "me" the taxpayer. Hey if a bunch of football players go out on a boat. In bad weather, drinking beer and chit... and suddenly become "shark bait", that's their game. Not mine. Do what you want, but don't include my taxes in the recovery. Listen all, I'd say that even if they weren't "African American"... It's the principal of the thing.

5)CHINA-
China has decided to make better "food standards", after their imports killed a few of us, and a few of them (actually few means lots). Listen, I agree with "trade" with China. It's good for them, good for us. In "Diplomatic" relationships, we NEED that trade. If we didn't have it, we'd be at war, and killing eachother. The only thing that keeps us from WW3 with China, is good trade relationships. We both rely on eachother. However, we don't need all the other crap. Food, that we don't have any idea how it was produced. Toys for our kids, dipped and laced in lead. Listen you Chinese slant eyes,,, I am American, and support trade with you (Hopefully someday it will be free/equal trade).. But I don't trust you a bit. I don't like the fact you can pay workers 10 cents a day, to deliver us $100 Nike shoes (or whatever). I truly think.. this is something our "Government" NEEDS to work on... BIGTIME!

6) AMERICAN IDOL-
Yeah, American Idol. I got problems with that too. I don't know her name, but why the hell was that "hot ass chick" kicked off. The one with the tatoos on just one arm. She had class, she had style. She sang great, and she lost. I don't care what anyone says. Being a star is as much about "style", "looks", as well as "talent" and "ability". That one was a star, and will be.

7) IRAN-
Nuke Em! Yep, see my whole life I have been against nukes. I have always been against the nukes we did on "Japan" (although they was pretty brutal then). Lots of innocent died. I think we could've taken them conventional really (Sorry Truman). Iran however, oh those "Sand Niggers" are the worst! Bush went for "Iraq" because easier.. but he always wanted "Iran". I would support a fight with "Iran", and I feel it will happen. Not if we are fuckking around every place else tho... You Iranian dicks.. I say go "F" yourselves...

8) HEIDI KLUM-
News report: German supermodel Heidi Klum proves yet again that she is "The Perfect One" as she unveiled Victoria's Secret's newest bra in Los Angeles on Tuesday..... Listen, Heidi is cute and all... but I am sorry. Most men don't think she is like "All that". Why the hell they picked her for the "bra" show, I don't know. I'm sitting her looking at my new "Maxim Mag" now. "Maggie Grace (Of the new movie Taken)", and "Willa Ford, and Julianna Guill (Of the new Friday the 13th movie) are far hotter then "Heidi". I'd do the "redhead" from "Friday 13th", far before Heidi. And I am normally a "blonde guy"... Things like this, just piss me off...

ANGELINA JOLIE-
Stop accusing me of wanting to "DO" Angelina Jolie. I wouldn't do her with your "grandpas" dick. Her lips are a little too big, and tell you what.. I could find another fault if I looked hard enough. Hell, she's probably all worn out anyway... screwing that ugly ass "Brad Pitt"... He can't get another woman anyway... I'm sure he spends his nights with her (he's desperate).... Another overrated wench......

Ok.. time for a beer, and some music now. News kinda gets me "thinking".. ya know.....

Gary :)