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Too Cute

I don't usually post emails, but this joke is so cute I thought I would share it...

A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class.

She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.

It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders.

Their insight may surprise you.

While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders,
6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!




1. Don't change horses ---------until they stop running.
2. Strike ------------while the bug is close.
3. It's always darkest ------before Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of------ termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but-------- How?
6. Don't bite the hand that--------- looks dirty.
7. No news is----------- impossible
8. A miss is as good as a------- Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog----------- new Math
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll -----------stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust----------- Me.
12. The pen is mightier than the----------- pigs.
13. An idle mind is------------ the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's ----------pollution.
15. Happy the bride who gets all the-------- presents.
16. A penny saved is------------------ not much.
17. Two's company, three's------------- the Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what you----------- put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and---------- You have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as -----------Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not----------- spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed---------- get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you------------ See in the picture on the box
24. When the blind lead the blind-------- get out of the way.
25. A bird in the hand is--------- going to poop on you.


And the WINNER and last one!
26. Better late--------------- than Pregnant

posted on Mar 8, 2008 5:59 PM ()

Comments:


#25, 16, 5, and of course the last one are my faves!
comment by raragoe on Mar 10, 2008 7:08 AM ()
......"better late than pregnant".... priceless

reguards
yer wise beyond their years pal
bugg
comment by honeybugg on Mar 9, 2008 1:20 PM ()
Those are some smart kids..
comment by elfie33 on Mar 9, 2008 9:06 AM ()
soooooooooooooffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuyyyyyyyyyyyy
comment by fredo on Mar 9, 2008 9:01 AM ()
comment by hopefields on Mar 9, 2008 1:00 AM ()
That last kid sounds pretty precocious
comment by jthoneydew on Mar 8, 2008 10:41 PM ()
That is so, well, ageless
comment by teacherwoman on Mar 8, 2008 8:20 PM ()
comment by strider333 on Mar 8, 2008 6:48 PM ()

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