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Cindy Drives the Dawgnurse


Cindy Drives the Dawgnurse


(akaMZScarlett)


Cindy and Dawgnurse , both of whom could barely see over the
dashboard, were out driving in a large car. As they were cruising along, they
came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through.






Dawg nurse,
who was in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it, I could
have sworn we just went through a red light."

After a few more minutes they came to another intersection. The
light was red, and again they went right through. This time, Dawgnurse was
almost sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that she might
be seeing things. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close
attention.






At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely
red and they went right through it. She turned Cindy and said, "Cindy! Did
you know we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed
us!"


Cindy turned
to Dawgnurse and exclaimed

, "Oh Sh*t! Am I driving????"

posted on May 27, 2008 6:28 PM ()

Comments:

Hello Darling. I hope you have the greatest Christmas ever. I would have sent you a present, but we are living in poverty now, and can't afford it.
Doc Rock
comment by docrock on Dec 13, 2008 1:36 PM ()
I told you to stop drinking that "special tea"! When will we learn? That was fun, though!!
comment by mzscarlett on May 30, 2008 7:21 PM ()
We can always expect great posts from Cindy. Gosh, Darlin'. How are you doing? Haven't had much contact with any blogster or greaser lately. Depression is one cause.
comment by docrock on May 28, 2008 4:31 PM ()
comment by lizzieann on May 28, 2008 7:55 AM ()
comment by teacherwoman on May 28, 2008 5:47 AM ()
comment by nittineedles on May 28, 2008 12:52 AM ()
comment by hopefields on May 27, 2008 11:23 PM ()
I laughed so hard I almost sprayed coke all over my monitor! Good one Cindy.
comment by catdancer on May 27, 2008 7:58 PM ()
comment by texastar on May 27, 2008 7:40 PM ()
comment by lynnie on May 27, 2008 7:34 PM ()
Cindy! Cindy! Cindy! And here I thought you were not the typical blonde!!
comment by redimpala on May 27, 2008 7:23 PM ()
comment by gapeach on May 27, 2008 6:56 PM ()
Hee Hee-Wait I think Cindy told a blonde joke on herself.
comment by grumpy on May 27, 2008 6:36 PM ()

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