(akaMZScarlett)
Cindy and Dawgnurse , both of whom could barely see over the
dashboard, were out driving in a large car. As they were cruising along, they
came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through.
Dawg nurse,
who was in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it, I could
have sworn we just went through a red light."
After a few more minutes they came to another intersection. The
light was red, and again they went right through. This time, Dawgnurse was
almost sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that she might
be seeing things. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close
attention.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely
red and they went right through it. She turned Cindy and said, "Cindy! Did
you know we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed
us!"
Cindy turned
to Dawgnurse and exclaimed
, "Oh Sh*t! Am I driving????"
Doc Rock