Well, I picked up the boxes that you told me that had to have.
But since I hooked them up all I see are pictures in my mind


Help, help me Comcast
Help, help me Comcast
Help me Comcast yeah
Get a picture on my screen

Yeah your ads make you sound so fine And I know it wouldn't take much time
For you to help, help me Comcast help me get a picture on my screen


Help, help me Comcast
Help, help me Comcast
Help me Comcast yeah
Get a picture on my screen

I waited up last night hoping not to have to sit on hold. But then you think I'm in Michigan and you know that it's not your fault
but you can't help me in Flo-ri-da, so you tell me that I have to call back.

Help, help me Comcast
Help, help me Comcast
Help, help me Comcast
Help me Comcast yeah
Get a picture on my screen


(Apologies to the Beach Boys)


I've spent 190 minutes on the phone with these clowns yesterday and today. If my mother could do ANYTHING else I wouldn't work so hard. But we're here for 4 more days and she can't sleep all those hours.
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