Jack/John

Profile

Username:
biggdawg49
Name:
Jack/John
Location:
Orlando, FL
Birthday:
11/12
Status:
Single
Job / Career:
Maintenance and Repair

Stats

Post Reads:
9,546
Posts:
37
Photos:
5
Last Online:
6 days ago

My Friends

2 days ago
> 30 days ago
> 30 days ago
> 30 days ago
> 30 days ago
> 30 days ago

Subscribe

Da Dawg Pound!

Entertainment > Humor > A Joke I Heard
 

A Joke I Heard

A Mother had 3 virgin daughters.

They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but: "Nescafe"!

Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.

It said: "Good till the last drop”.







Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.







The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Rothmans"

Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the pack: "Extra Long. King Size"

She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.



The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.

Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "South African Airways"

Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for SAA.

The ad said: "Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways."







Mom fainted!

posted on Apr 23, 2011 8:22 AM ()

Comments:

comment by kristilyn3 on Apr 24, 2011 9:46 AM ()
comment by jondude on Apr 23, 2011 8:40 PM ()
Glad to make you laugh jondude!
reply by biggdawg49 on Apr 24, 2011 3:40 AM ()
comment by troutbend on Apr 23, 2011 4:53 PM ()
Glad you enjoyed it troutbend!
reply by biggdawg49 on Apr 23, 2011 7:31 PM ()
Lmao.
comment by lynniesouffle on Apr 23, 2011 11:36 AM ()
Glad you enjoyed it lynnie!
reply by biggdawg49 on Apr 23, 2011 7:30 PM ()

Comment on this article   


37 articles found   [ Previous Article ]  [ Next Article ]  [ First ]  [ Last ]