Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best
patients to operate on.



The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants
on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside
is numbered.'

The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'

The third surgeon, from Houston , says, 'No, I really think
librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical
order'.

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like
construction workers.. Those guys always understand when you have a
few parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he
observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate
on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and
the head and the ass are interchangeable.