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Entertainment > Humor > A Little Humor for a Beautiful Monday
 

A Little Humor for a Beautiful Monday



It's great to be a woman because ...


We got off the Titanic first
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
Taxis stop for us.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
We'll never regret piercing our ears.
We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway.

posted on Apr 21, 2008 8:02 AM ()

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omg u r officially my friend
comment by mayagurl on Apr 29, 2008 12:01 PM ()
Oh, it's all so true that it is so funny! The cartoon...I love the purse, it's like having two bags in one!
comment by donnamarie on Apr 24, 2008 3:52 PM ()
All true except that I don't think marrying a man twenty years younger is any sillier than men who marry women twenty years younger. I did it and I'm glad
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comment by elderjane on Apr 22, 2008 12:22 PM ()
Ears pierced and shoes!! These are ALL so true!!
comment by sunlight on Apr 21, 2008 11:50 PM ()
comment by walkwithgrace on Apr 21, 2008 9:49 PM ()
comment by hopefields on Apr 21, 2008 3:05 PM ()
I don't see what's so funny about the truth.
comment by nittineedles on Apr 21, 2008 1:27 PM ()
comment by fugzy on Apr 21, 2008 10:30 AM ()
comment by mellowdee on Apr 21, 2008 8:40 AM ()
:::ahem::: You need to rethink that last one!

comment by jjoohhnn on Apr 21, 2008 8:36 AM ()
comment by kristilyn3 on Apr 21, 2008 8:09 AM ()

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