Neighbor cutting down my plants and flowers in the yard with his weed eater *after* I had told him to stop and not come into my yard with his machine. What the fuck?
Finding my tax return in the floor of my mom's van, not mailed and check not on the way as I had been told. What the fuck?
Having to drive forty minutes one way to buy a pump for my pond because no one in this place had one that cost under $169.99. What the fuck?
Driving in silence because I had nothing nice to say to my mother. Narrowly escaping a horrible accident because the dude was reading while driving and totally cut me off while I was going 75 mph. What the fuck?
Coming home and finding that my yard had been raped by the weed eater yielding neighbor while I was gone. What the fuck?
Finding out that my mother had told him to come into the yard and take plants and flowers. "I didn't think he would do it when you weren't here to tell him what he could and couldn't have." *say it with me:* What the fuck?
Listening to how horrible Da Man is and how mad the other neighbor is at him because he didn't hang her downspout for her today like he had promised. What the fuck?
Watching Ms. Matlin (spelling) get voted off of Dancing With The Stars and being totally pissed that the whiny ass pretty girl got to stay. I at least was interested and amazed by Ms. Matlin--and not because of her tearful whiny ass exclaiming, "But I did move my hips!" What the fuck?
Reading in an editorial in our local newspaper that not only will Mr. Obama not put his hand on the Bible but will not salute the American flag and realizing that there is a chance he will be the next President of the United States. WHAT THE FUCK?
Trying to comprehend why we, as Americans, would even consider voting a man into our highest office who will not salute our flag and wondering if there is any truth in this because it truly nauseates and infuriates me. WHAT THE FUCK?
I'm going to bed now without waiting for the dryer to stop. Without loading the dishwasher. It will all be waiting for me tomorrow, so what the fuck?