Tomorrow is the day Da Man has been waiting on for quite some time, for tomorrow is the day he should (he's going to the VA so anything could happen)get his hearing aid. I don't know if he has really given much thought to what huge changes this is going to make in his life, but I sure as hell have thought about the ones it will make in mine.For instance:
*There won't be any need to scream from the kitchen to the living room because he won't be able to pull that "I didn't hear you" shit.
*There won't be any more "misunderstandings" because he won't be able to pull that "I didn't hear you" shit.
*There won't be any more repeating the same things over and over and over again because he won't be able to pull that "I didn't hear you" shit.
*There shall be no more mumblings of "asshole," "fawker," and/or "asshole fawker" coming from me (yes, coming from me)because he won't be able to pull that "I didn't hear you" shit.
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