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New Scarf

Get your orders in on time for Christmas!

Tired of no one noticing you?

Are you sick of being ignored?

Do you sit unnoticed on the sidelines while others are picked?

Are you tired of being overlooked?

Get a new scarf ! !

Try the latest scarf fashion,

and you too will be the center of attention . . .

And here I was, wondering what I could post and there was this email from one of my distant cousins.

posted on Feb 20, 2011 2:11 PM ()

Comments:

Dear Ms. Trout, I think all my diplomatic skills would desert me if anyone ever gave me such a gift.

comment by tealstar on Feb 21, 2011 3:40 PM ()

I can imagine that. I think I'd be speechless.

reply by troutbend on Feb 24, 2011 5:08 PM ()

Really--I did! I was expecting some "Nittineedles" scarf.

comment by solitaire on Feb 21, 2011 6:21 AM ()

When the email came in, I was thinking 'my cousin Dawn finally took up knitting.' Hah.

reply by troutbend on Feb 21, 2011 8:07 AM ()

So funny. We are getting cold again as my rational left brain knew but
my right brain went out and bought plants. The jonquils are poking their
crazy heads up for the inevitable freeze.

comment by elderjane on Feb 21, 2011 5:30 AM ()

It cooled down here, too but the stubborn folks at this house still insisted on reading outdoors in the chilly sunshine.

reply by troutbend on Feb 21, 2011 8:06 AM ()

OMG! I love and hate it! You could increase your cup
size! Show off a fancy bra! Nipple rings without the pain!

comment by crazylife on Feb 20, 2011 8:20 PM ()

I know what you mean, I was also thinking about the cup size increase.

reply by troutbend on Feb 20, 2011 8:21 PM ()

I'd rather be ignored.

comment by tealstar on Feb 20, 2011 4:24 PM ()

Imagine a favorite relative or dear friend giving you one for Christmas - you'd have to try to say something nice about it until they went home.

reply by troutbend on Feb 20, 2011 8:25 PM ()

Even dressed in a winter coat, gloves and a hat, I'd feel naked wearing that scarf.

comment by nittineedles on Feb 20, 2011 2:35 PM ()

It'd sure keep your chest warm underneath your coat. With certain parts under your sweater, it'd look like a nice flesh-colored cowl.

reply by troutbend on Feb 20, 2011 8:22 PM ()

Hilarious!!

comment by marta on Feb 20, 2011 2:23 PM ()

Except maybe the lady on the left is just about to get up and slap somebody.

reply by troutbend on Feb 20, 2011 8:23 PM ()

I like the looks on their faces. Good sports.

reply by troutbend on Feb 20, 2011 8:20 PM ()

That is horrible.ugh!!!!!!!

comment by fredo on Feb 20, 2011 2:16 PM ()

It came from one of my nicer cousins, so I was surprised!

reply by troutbend on Feb 20, 2011 8:19 PM ()

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