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Cruisin' the News

I wonder if she cleaned the bathrooms and they didn't mention it in the article. What they do list doesn't sound worth $75. I suppose it'd be a little bit creepy to come home to find a stranger had been in the house, but nice that it was cleaner.

CLEVELAND (AP) - An Ohio woman dubbed the "cleaning fairy" after she broke into a home, cleaned it and left a $75 bill has been put on probation for one year.

A judge sentenced 53-year-old Susan Warren of Elyria (eh-LEER'-ee-uh) on Monday in Cleveland on her guilty plea to attempted burglary. She also must do 20 hours of community service.

The woman told authorities she was driving by the Westlake house and "wanted something to do." She broke in, washed some coffee cups, took out the trash, vacuumed and dusted inside the house. Then she left a bill written on a napkin and included her phone number.

Warren says she owns a cleaning business and sometimes enters homes, cleans them and leaves a bill.

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Speaking of the cleaning fairy, my cousin's annual Christmas letter came via email today. This is the one that I call the Best Worst Christmas letter ever. Here is an excerpt:

"Craig and Deb ____ gave me 13 days off, April 15-April 24. In the meantime, I took on a house cleaning job. On April 4, April 18-22 I put in 31 hrs. and 40 min, cleaning the walls of the rooms and the window sills. I cleaned inside and outside kitchen, bathroom and utility room cupboards. I also cleaned the counter tops to the kitchen and the two bathrooms, and vacuumed the carpets of the 3 bedrooms. I cleaned inside and outside of their refrigerator, swept and hand mopped the kitchen, bathroom, and utility floors, vacuumed the living room, cleaned three glass doors and some mirrors. I hung some clothing of the three youngsters plus some of their parents' clothing on the kids' bathroom tub shower rod and in their folks' closet, to make room for cleaning purposes, had to pick up a train set, other toys, games, and belongings and move them to their kitchen space, empty a linen closet and kids' closets, and wipe them down. I moved the personal belongings from the closets to the kitchen linoleum floor because a professional shampoo cleaner was to come and clean the bedroom and living room carpet. I loved the job because I could do it at my own time plus didn't have to clean the ceilings or the windows. Then I returned to ______'s on April 25 night to finish up with a dozen cows to calve and lambing of the 2nd bunch of ewes till finally I had May 8 off. I trained a gal from Newell that had no experience but I needed three nights off for rest. Since most of the yearlings and two year old ewes were not tame, they had to be sheep hooked and dragged to their small pens. It was a long 3 1/2 months on the job. Hopefully J____ will be back to work for the full time seasonal job and not quit this year. I'm getting too old or not a spring chicken anymore. I also accepted a housecleaning job for an elderly man southwest of Vale on June 13, 2012. I clean every other week one day at his home."

She didn't tell anything about what their family did this year, just what she had done to earn money. From other sources I know that her husband lost 100 plus pounds and took up tatting decorative edges for handkerchiefs. One of their sons lives not far from us in Las Vegas - the one who is a professional poker player, and the other one who is a pHd candidate in statistics is getting married next June. They had a huge garden, and grew all these squash:

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posted on Dec 2, 2012 12:27 PM ()

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I quit doing a family news letter when The news got bad. People expect to hear something good about everybody in the family, and sometimes it simply isn't. Who's in jail, who's out, stds, drama, drama, drama.... Bah Humbug!
comment by maggiemae on Dec 8, 2012 9:43 PM ()
We know a couple who used to hold nothing back in their Christmas letter, as opposed to other folks who wrote in sort of a code so we never got what they were referring to. One year the explicit ones described their son's dysfunctional wedding, and another it was all about the big yacht they bought and it was a fiasco. Come to think of it, I think I'll write a post about that, it's one of my favorite stories.
reply by troutbend on Dec 15, 2012 1:40 PM ()
Wow that's a lot of cleaning. My house could use it but I highly doubt I'll be doing it anytime soon...
comment by kristilyn3 on Dec 8, 2012 6:31 AM ()
She lives in a trailer, and it must not be big enough to satisfy her nesting instinct, so she gets her jollies cleaning other peoples' houses.
reply by troutbend on Dec 15, 2012 1:41 PM ()
Oh how I wish she would pay me a visit, she has to be the most thorough
cleaner ever. It is sure no picnic to birth all those ewes and cows.
been there, done that and never again!!
comment by elderjane on Dec 3, 2012 11:31 AM ()
If she came to my house, I'd be nervous that all she'd see was that the windows need washing and the cobwebs by the front door.
reply by troutbend on Dec 5, 2012 10:48 PM ()
Re. your cousin, "Cows to calve," "lambing of the 2nd bunch of ewes"?? Well, I can't offer her livestock, but she can clean for me any time. It would seem that doing these things is her only source of feeling good about herself and in control. Luckily I only have some of this illness. I never let it get out of hand.
comment by tealstar on Dec 3, 2012 6:12 AM ()
She's always been such a hard worker. I remember one of her earliest Christmas letters when she was excited that they finally got a telephone in their trailer house (this was in 1987 or so).
reply by troutbend on Dec 3, 2012 10:23 AM ()
she sure is SADIE THE CLEANING LADY -- question--- SQUASH -- does that one word cover all melons?
comment by kevinshere on Dec 2, 2012 7:53 PM ()
Melons, squash, and cucumbers are in the same family. These here are all winter squash. A couple of years ago they planted 'a few' cabbages and harvested about 80 of them.
reply by troutbend on Dec 3, 2012 10:30 AM ()
Your cousin has a serious mental illness that I just can't put my finger on...
comment by steve on Dec 2, 2012 5:38 PM ()
My mother always said she was mentally deficient. Compared to her husband, who truly is very intelligent, she is. But she's a hard worker, and raised nice sons.
reply by troutbend on Dec 3, 2012 10:31 AM ()
Well, now accepting the fact that good Christmas letters are hard to write, that one takes the cake for the most egocentric, self-absorbed, stream-of-consciousness holiday letter. And glad you found the family news another way.
comment by marta on Dec 2, 2012 12:48 PM ()
My mother was always in the so-called society page when we went to visit family when I was growing up. Blank, and her sister Blank ate dinner at the Cuckoo Clock on Wednesday during Blank's visit to her family.
reply by boots586 on Dec 3, 2012 2:20 PM ()
She is the local society news reporter for her tiny town (has been for about 30 years), you know the sort: "Dinner guests of Mamie Lou and Ernest Gump were her sister Geraldine and husband Arnie who drove over from Fargo on Tuesday.
reply by troutbend on Dec 3, 2012 10:48 AM ()
I believe Sunday is a 'no news day'!
comment by greatmartin on Dec 2, 2012 12:39 PM ()
Maybe so!
reply by troutbend on Dec 3, 2012 10:48 AM ()

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