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Irish Joke

An old Irishman was asked, "At your ripe old age, which would you prefer to get - Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?


The Irishman replied, "Bejaysus, definitely Parkinson’s! Better to spill half an ounce of whiskey than to forget where you keep the bottle!"

posted on Jan 8, 2013 1:52 PM ()

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Agree!
comment by maggiemae on Jan 21, 2013 10:28 PM ()
This was funny and true of all the Irishmen that I know.
comment by elderjane on Jan 10, 2013 4:42 AM ()
Irish jokes always make me think of my great-great grandfather who came from Ireland. If I had a list of people I'd like to have lunch with, he'd be on it.
reply by traveltales on Jan 20, 2013 6:41 PM ()
comment by jondude on Jan 9, 2013 6:00 AM ()
Makes me thirsty to think about it.
reply by traveltales on Jan 20, 2013 6:44 PM ()
Ah, another Irish truism...
comment by steve on Jan 8, 2013 7:23 PM ()
I recently read a novel that had quite a bit of Irish dialect in it (no, it wasn't Angela's Ashes - I can't remember what it was) and it was hilarious.
reply by traveltales on Jan 20, 2013 6:44 PM ()
Doesn't have to be an Irishman... any garden-variety alkie would say the same thing!
comment by jjoohhnn on Jan 8, 2013 6:00 PM ()
Yeah - but they might not have the cute accent.
reply by traveltales on Jan 20, 2013 6:42 PM ()
comment by greatmartin on Jan 8, 2013 3:32 PM ()
Congrats on your another year sober.
reply by traveltales on Jan 20, 2013 6:45 PM ()
a scotchman would do the same
comment by kevinshere on Jan 8, 2013 2:07 PM ()
For the scotsman, it'd be about the waste of money that paid for it.
reply by traveltales on Jan 20, 2013 6:43 PM ()

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