It seems as I grow older, the hair on top of my head
gets thinner while my facial hair gets thicker

All my life I have had very fine and less hair than my brethren (and sistern) so finally that's a blessing? I used to say I have the illusion of hair. Mom would try to set my hair as a kid and I would have a tantrum. Mom's friends would visit and the first thing they would say on looking at me, was "let's do something about her hair." "Let's feed her" was another one. It's a wonder I grew up.

Those propane guys - they love to talk. When I had renters living here, I'd get all these messages from the propane guy relayed through Larry the tenant. It was always some irritating information about how we needed to move the tanks away from the buildings and how much it would cost, and what was wrong here and over there and in between. When I moved up here I was able to talk to the propane guys in person, and one would tell me the tanks were painted the wrong color, so Mr. Tbend would paint them, and the new guy would tell me the tanks should be a different color, to the point that I don't believe much of what they tell me.

Loved it!!! Glad I could inspire something this funny.

I know exactly what you are saying! He probably thought that he was the #### of the barnyard!I battle the facial hair also! I think that it has to be hormonal!