I DO SO ENVY THOSE WOMEN WITH DAINTY LITTLE FEET.
I HAVE BIG OLD SASQUATCH FEET AS THE RESULT OF GOING
BAREFOOT ALL OF MY CHILDHOOD AND AS AN ADULT NEVER
WEARING SHOES UNLESS I WAS GOING SOMEWHERE.
A FEW YEARS AGO YOUNG GIRLS WERE WEARING THESE BIG UGLY
STOMPER LACE UP CONSTRUCTION BOOTS. I WANTED TO SCREAM
" YANK THEM DAMN THINGS OFF AND SHOW OFF YOUR NICE
FEET." JEEZE!
WHEN YOU HAVE FEET LIKE MINE YOU WANT TO COVER 'EM UP,
BUT TO HAVE NICE FEET AND WEAR UGLY SHOES IS A CRIME.
BUT ON SECOND THOUGHT, MAYBE MY FEET AREN'T JUST FROM
GOING BAREFOOT. AFTER ALL, I HAVE SISTERS WITH NORMAL
FEET--BUT OH NO! I HAD TO INHERIT MY MOTHER'S FEET.
AND SHE GOT 'EM FROM HER MOTHER. AND I PASSED 'EM ON TO
A DAUGHTER. THE UGLINESS WILL NEVER END. IT'S IN THE
GENES.AAAARGH!