Wellsir, this is for ladies only. You menfolk may not realize that women as they age and their hormones change, can grow hair on their faces, upper lip and chinny chin chin. Mostly the facial hair is colorless and not Abe Lincoln looking, but it's there and women notice.

It's a constant battle to pluck eyebrows and other spots to keep hair at bay, but what's a girl to do? I have yet to find anyone to answer "Why did the Creator or nature or whatever see fit to make the hair on your head fall out, while underarm hair will resprout in one day." You can't get rid of underarm hair, it's shave shave shave.

So I saw some Nair on the shelf at Wallymart that specified it's for "delicate bikini areas." I thought well if it's mild enough to go there, I'll try it on upper lip and other parts of face like around chin--which a friend said is something only I notice--(that's what's bad about looking at your face in a magnifying mirror.)

So yesterday I slathered Nair on and six minutes later, washed it off and after removing it, every place it touched
was burning and turned red and I got a chemical peel. So now I'm stuck in the house until the redness abates, because it looks like I got sandpapered. So girls, don't try this at home, and if you see a lady out in public with with a red face, it may not be from sunburn or embarrassment, it may be because she sandpapered herself in an experiment with Nair!