There was an article in the paper about professional climbers scaling the Washington Monument to check for earthquake damage. The headline: "Climbers Face Monumental Task." That was good.
Then there was an article about the Narc's breaking up a cocaine ring. The headline: "Police High On Cocaine Bust."
It makes reading the news fun.
An article in Sunday's paper read: "Hairy Crazy Ants Invade From Florida To Texas."
There was a close up face photo of one of these ants. It looks like a fuzzy faced bat with fangs.
The article read, "It sounds like a horror movie; biting ants invade by the millions.. The flea sized critters are called crazy because each forager scrambles randomly in fast forward. They're called hairy because of fuzz on their bodies.
A circle of poison stops them for only a day, then a fresh horde shows up bringing babies. Stand in the yard, and in seconds ants cover your shoes. Masses of them short out industrial equipment.
Well, they're like fire ants--an introduced species we'll have to adjust to.
susil