Okay, I watch way way too much television, but another fav of mine has been back on in re-runs on HBO--Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Larry David, the co-writer and founder of Seinfeld has a show that parodies his life. In one episode, he's at a cocktail party and needs to go to the bathroom. The hostess shows him a bathroom on the ground floor, but he finds it has no lock. Unwilling to use this, he goes upstairs and a little girl playing on the floor with her dolls, tells him he can use the bathroom down the hall.

Coming back from the bathroom, he stops to chat with the little girl and she tells him she wants her doll's hair cut. He says okay, and pulls out a Swiss Army Knife and chops off the dolls long hair and the kid is happy. Then the kid goes screaming to her mother that the bald headed man cut her dolls hair and it won't grow back. The hostess coldly tells Larry this doll is a collector's item. He says I'll get another one!

Larry's agent Jeff says no problem, my daughter has a room full of dolls and we'll go get that one; she'll never miss it. Larry says we just need the head, not the whole doll. Jeff's estranged wife arrives hollering at them, so Larry Hastily hides the dolls head in his pants. Then he starts itching and scratching as the doll hair is causing an allergic reaction. He takes the doll head with a full head of hair to the little girl's mother and she is mollified.

That night he goes back to another cocktail party at the same house, and is in the bathroom without a lock--he is carrying a bottle of water, which he sticks in his waistband. The little girl come in and Larry says its okay, I'm leaving. The little girl hugs him then runs out screaming "There's a man in the bathroom, and he has something hard in his pants!" Everyone at the party collectively gasps.

It ends with Larry trying to escape through a bathroom window. I can't explain in words how funny that was.