I am here at work (when am I not at work)I was going though some documents that were on my desk and I grabbed one of the pieces of paper the wrong way and wham I get a nasty paper cut..These things hurt! This one actually bled, and I was caught doing the 'oh crap this hurts' dance by one of my co-workers, and he rushed over to me to find out what damage I did to myself. Once he found out it was just a simple paper cut he started to laugh at me.
There is nothing simple about being cut by something that makes you bleed and stings like Hell..

I have had 'items' that weigh 400 pounds drop on my foot, and be thankful I have steel-toed boots to prevent major damage being done to my toes. I did not do the 'oh crap this hurts' dance when that happened, I just kept doing what I was doing and loaded the 'item' on to the helicopter.

This paper cut turned into a 5 year old, who was whimpering and whining..