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Infested Artificial Christmas Trees Recalled

Artificial Christmas Trees Recalled 


December 2010,: The Food and Drug Administration has issued a warning about artificial Christmas trees made in Korea.  The problem concerns the Ringo beatle which infests tree bark and may escape and attack people's skin and lay eggs in their hair. Officials have found evidence that workers have transferred this beatle to a large batch of artificial trees currently being sold in various stores in America.


A FDA spokesperson said, 'The trees should have been treated with Rollingus stone which makes the Ringo beatle listless and curl up.  However, this batch of artificial trees are untreated, consequently, this beatle can cause hysteria in teenagers and flashbacks in older people.  Strangely, the illness affects females more seriously than males'. 
The affected model is the 'Sergeant Pepper' and the batch number is FAB4.  Yesterday,  the FDA issued a recall notice for these artificial Christmas trees.  Anyone who bought a 'Sergeant Pepper' tree should return it to the store from where they purchased it and ask for a refund.  To help with Beatle identification, the FDA has released the following Christmas tree picture:



















Gotcha!!!!


posted on Dec 10, 2010 5:54 PM ()

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You did get me.
comment by elderjane on Dec 12, 2010 5:14 AM ()
The clues are in the spelling of "beetle" as "beatle", "rolling stone" as the antidote and the fact that it causes hysteria and flashbacks in women more than men. Of course I figured all that out AFTER I realized that I had been "had"!
reply by redimpala on Dec 12, 2010 4:33 PM ()
Don't feel bad! I was "got" too!
reply by redimpala on Dec 12, 2010 4:25 PM ()
Yep, you did!
comment by gapeach on Dec 11, 2010 7:13 PM ()
So was I!
reply by redimpala on Dec 12, 2010 4:26 PM ()
We love ya.yeah!yeah!
comment by fredo on Dec 11, 2010 9:41 AM ()
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
reply by redimpala on Dec 12, 2010 4:28 PM ()
Yes we do! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
reply by redimpala on Dec 12, 2010 4:27 PM ()
Love it, yeah yeah yeah!
comment by marta on Dec 10, 2010 9:09 PM ()
Go Marta!!!
reply by redimpala on Dec 12, 2010 4:28 PM ()
I'll notify my mother who will laugh twice as hard as I did.
comment by juliansmom on Dec 10, 2010 6:46 PM ()
I am glad it made you laugh! We all need to laugh more these days.
reply by redimpala on Dec 12, 2010 4:29 PM ()
comment by hobbie on Dec 10, 2010 5:56 PM ()
Thanks, Hobbie! Merry Christhmus!
reply by redimpala on Dec 12, 2010 4:30 PM ()

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