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Look at this face! Is this the face of a humanoid? Cousin Buggs first made reference to this; and, by golly, I think she is right.
Of COURSE, the Chinese Federation of Sport "doctored" her passport, her birth certificate, as well as a few others. She NEVER HAD ANY in the first place.
This little creature came straight off the "Mother Ship". Why, I'm guessing she's at least 1000 years old. She has, after all, traveled here from some unknown galaxy so far away that even our most powerful telescopes can't pick it up.
No wonder she's so good!! Think of all the practice time she had as she zipped through space. Then again, she may only be a hologram, programmed to excel in gymnastics.
The latest story to surface is that some itinerant farmers came upon her crashed ship in one of their rice paddies.
She flipped right over them before they could grab her, so in came the Chinese "military" who also had one heck of a time catching her as she sprang straight up eight feet to the branch of a tree, then walked with daring out on a tree limb where she proceeded to somersault through the air with a full twisting double to the next tree.
Now we learn the Chinese want to put her into a gymnastic breeding farm--the only problem is that she doesn't have any reproductive organs.
Of course, we "dumb" Americans figured that out the first time we saw her!
Personally, if I were the Chinese, I'd get that "Mother Ship" up and running so I could get her shipped out and sooner would be better than later!!
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Maybe because she's too young to be at the Olympics? It's a good thing they didn't choose her to sing the song! 
