If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be - a Christian.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
All thinking men are atheists.
Lighthouses are more helpful then churches.
I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.