Gee..I had no idea Alcoholics Anonymous had their own ball team! Learn somethin' new every day.
I can just smell the aroma of hay and horse. I'd like to rub her muzzle. That is just the softest spot on a horse. I'll keep both of my feet on the ground, though.
Yard Sale!! A farting Santa would bring big bucks here in the hills.
My pansies are just blooming their little hearts out! Here in Georgia the weather gets too warm for them along about July.
Thanks for the new cup! Someone keeps getting my other ones. I guess there are some "closet Bulldog fans" that frequent the diner. Either that or Paulie has some deal on the side! I have owned one of those dogs and they are wonderful. Only downside is the lifespan is only about 8 years. If your neighbor ever has some puppies...I want one!!!
I feel quite humbled and thankful! You all are the best! I am proud to have Jester's Paw-tograph!!!
OK...I took your picture off the milk carton. You are back!!
Oh my sweet bro...late happy birthday! Ya know your sis is not a good one for memory. Hope it was as special as you are.
Hell's bells, no wonder you got eyeball trouble!
Are you sure you don't need a nurse? I don't know nuthin' about no eyeballs, but I can give a mean enema! For some people a good enema clears up their eyesight...
Sardines and Soda Crackers. Hey, that's what we call it in Georgia. Sushi is another name for bait.
Ya know what happens when you jerk the chain on the lamp?? The light comes on and you can see! Maybe God is helping you to see....
Salvia?? 'Round here we call that "spit".
Hey Bro! Thanks for finding my cup! I though it was gone for good this time. I think Paulie had it hidden in that special place of his. Dirty Rat!
I sent him an e-mail and wrote in really big letters! I'm just thoughtful that way... I'm almost back to "normal". Scary, huh???