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Entertainment > Humor > No More Girls Night Out for Married Women
 

No More Girls Night Out for Married Women

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....


The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.


Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed, 3 cuckoos + 9 cuckoos = 12 cuckoos...MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him"MIDNIGHT"... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one!


Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit'. Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

posted on Mar 14, 2008 9:19 AM ()

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I thought about you and Johnny this morning when I heard about the tornado's in your area...sure hope you all are ok and no damage..
comment by elfie33 on Mar 15, 2008 7:48 PM ()
comment by mellowdee on Mar 14, 2008 8:10 PM ()
You are a funny lady, Funny Lady!!!
comment by greatmartin on Mar 14, 2008 7:01 PM ()
ROFL! Good one!
comment by redimpala on Mar 14, 2008 6:23 PM ()
comment by meranda on Mar 14, 2008 12:31 PM ()
comment by gapeach on Mar 14, 2008 12:02 PM ()
I love this one!
comment by elkhound on Mar 14, 2008 11:41 AM ()
You are a little cuckoo
comment by fredo on Mar 14, 2008 10:01 AM ()
A popular bar has a new robotic barman installed.
A guy comes in for a drink and the robot asks him: "What's your IQ?"
The man replies: "130."
So the robot goes on to make conversation about physics, astronomy and so on.
The man listens intently and thinks: "This is really cool."
Another guy comes in for a drink and the robot asks him: "What's your IQ?"
The man response: "100." So the robot starts talking about TV, the weather and so on.
The man thinks to himself: "Wow, this is really cool."
A third guy comes into the bar. As with the others the robot asks him: "What's your IQ?"
The man replies: "80."
The robot says: "So, how are the Michigan Wolverines doing this football season?"

comment by jondude on Mar 14, 2008 9:34 AM ()
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comment by kristilyn3 on Mar 14, 2008 9:33 AM ()
comment by raragoe on Mar 14, 2008 9:32 AM ()

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