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Home & Garden > Furniture and a Cup
 

Furniture and a Cup

I didn't have to work last night. So I picked my lazy ass off the couch and took it to IKEA. Ever since Christmas, my sock drawer has exploded, I literally have to push my drawer hard to close it. Not having counted the amount of socks I own, it would probably come close to about 25 pairs, so almost a month worth, ha!

So I thought it be a great idea to buy these little boxes for my dresser. I’m an organization freak, what can I say?



As I drove near IKEA I saw a large, “Sale” sign and smiled.

So I went in and speed walked through the store like a crazed person. Ended up near the dresser section and found those organizers that I wanted. I thought they sold them individually but instead, they sold them in pack’s of 6. Somehow I was able to use all of them by stuffing various socks and using one for another purpose.

During the entire time I was there, I noticed a lot of guy’s shopping with guy’s. Either:

1. They’re friends
2. Or they’re gay

I’m thinking the latter because the guy’s I did see seemed cute together or maybe I’m just letting my imagination go wild. But instead of shopping for my organizers and looking at other furniture I was checking out guy’s left and right. No eye contact though, except for one guy.

I was near the sofa area and noticed a good-looking guy. He looked to be in his late 20's. So the dork that I am checks him out head to toe, nice smile and build....and then I couldn't seem to stop staring. He was looking for something and noticed me “staring”, so I quickly glanced at whatever was near him, which was a trash can for some odd reason.

Continued shopping and finally got into the cookware / kitchen section and wanted to look for a cup for work because I’ve been using a paper one. I don't like using plastic bottles anymore. So after walking around for about 10 minutes I finally found one I liked. There was a lime green one, a blue colored one, a white and black one. After pondering what felt like an hour, I finally choose my color:



I know I know … really plain and boring, but they didn’t have a wide selection, and plus it was only $0.60!

After that I walked around some more and decided to leave because I was getting bored. I love IKEA because they have self-checkout lanes. Maybe it was me but I remember as a kid, I would pretend to play “Supermarket” with my sister. Anytime she babysat me we'd pretend by me being the cashier and she would be the shopper. I would pretend to scan food and ring her up. I'm sure she got bored with it fast but I never did.

So I walk into the self-checkout lane and start to scan my items as if I were playing, “Supermarket” all over again. Like the dork that I am, I was scanning like crazy and had fun doing so. Too bad I only purchased two items. I left with my organizer and cup in hand.

Instead of drving back home on the freeway, I drove aimlessly through the side streets. I passed a gas station and decided I should get some because I know I’ll get in trouble if I don't. I got home and there was nothing to watch on television, so I got restless. I then organized my dresser and everything fit nicely. Had to arrange some of my clothes around, but everything worked out.

Out of the 6, I only used 5. Not knowing what to do with the sixth one, I put it on top of the dresser and used it as my “dump box”. Basically I toss everything in there, my wallet, home and school keys, work ID, etc.



posted on May 21, 2008 9:48 AM ()

Comments:

if you like to organize, you can come to my house and help me..lol. I'll even cook cornbread and greens and fried green tomatoes from my little tomato garden!!
comment by cindy on May 27, 2008 8:07 PM ()
Don't ya just HATE it when you get caught staring??!! It's a problem for us heterosexuals too!
comment by hayduke on May 22, 2008 9:28 AM ()
Always feels good reading these daily things. Nothing more about the cute guy??? lol
comment by itsjustme on May 22, 2008 4:07 AM ()
I don't think we have that store here in Hawaii. We do have Home Depot though. Glad that it all worked out for you.
comment by hopefields on May 21, 2008 9:06 PM ()
IKEA is known for being one of the first corporations to advertise in and to the gay newspapers and crowd--they have always had a big gay following--sort of a gay Home Depot--that's why the guys shopping at IKEA are so cute!!
comment by greatmartin on May 21, 2008 6:42 PM ()
Good for you!! I need to go into IKEA. We have one close by. We have been on an organizing kick here. I like the white looks good Matt.
comment by texastar on May 21, 2008 4:41 PM ()
It is so funny how you talked abotu the guys in IKEA because all I was thinking when you talked about organizing an overflowing sock drawer was "Yep! He is definitly one of the Family!"
I love shopping in those kind of places. Ray has to steer me away.
AJ
comment by lunarhunk on May 21, 2008 1:23 PM ()
I wish I could be that organized. I'm lucky if my socks end up paired together let alone in their own little cubby.
comment by meranda on May 21, 2008 12:15 PM ()
*whiny voice* I want an Ikea. *pout*
comment by nittineedles on May 21, 2008 10:07 AM ()
why go through with all this problem.
Take the socks and throw them in a bag.
comment by fredo on May 21, 2008 10:01 AM ()

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