Our labour party prime minister has named the 14 th of September for our federal elections, the usual time from when the writs go to our Governor general is 6 weeks.
Eight months is unheard of so this is certainly going to be a long long campaign, at the moment the liberal party would win if held tomorrow, so this is going to get nasty and we will get really sick and tired of politicians when the date arrives, will be 8 months of blah blah and more blah

on a lighter note get a smile from these 2

Nun Beer.

While wandering through a shopping centre two nuns happened to pass a bottle shop.

One nun said to the other, "Wouldn't a nice cold beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?"

The second nun answered, "Indeed it would sister, but I would not feel comfortable buying beer as I am certain it would cause a scene At the checkout."

"I can handle that without a problem." said the first nun and she picked up a six-pack and headed for the checkout.

The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with a six-pack of beer.

One of the nuns explained "We use beer for washing our hair,a shampoo of sorts, if you will."

Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter, pulled out a package of pretzel sticks and placed them in the bag with the beer.

He looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled and said, "The curlers are on the house!"



If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!

The people of NSW, feeling it was time for a shakeup, elected a new party and new Premier Barry O'farrell . The new Premier was determined to rid the government of all slackers.

On a tour of the Government facilities, the Premier noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.

He asked the guy, "How much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young man looked at him sheepishly and said, "I make $400 a week. Why?"

The Premier said, "Wait right here." He walked back to the main office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, "Here's four weeks' pay.

Now GET OUT and don't come back there is no room for slackers in my government ."

Feeling pretty good about himself, the Premier looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"

From across the room there was some loud laughter and aloud voice said, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's