MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any
woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So
next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to

walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is

recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front
of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they
think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show
support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of
alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your
anti-Muslim sentiment.


The American government appreciates your efforts to root
out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist
activity. God bless America!