This may come as a shocker for some of you people who don’t know much of anything but the right to vote is never guaranteed in the constitution of the United States. I was thinking on this point earlier and I have reached a conclusion that a lot of you are definitely not going to like. It has become dreadfully apparent at this point that the elections are being ruined by the mass volume of people out there who don’t have any business participating in it. For example, if you haven’t watched the news in over a year you probably don’t know what the hell is going on and you should do everyone else a favor and stay home on Election Day.

I know it sounds harsh and believe me, I definitely mean for it to come out that way. Another big problem that I have with the sense of entitlement to the privilege of voting that people have developed is the way that people decide to use that privilege. I think that in order to possess a voter’s registration card you should have to pass an analytical thinking test. The reason for this is simple; I don’t want anyone who thinks with their heart to be electing the next leader of the free world. This will drastically reduce both the number of evangelical Christians and the number of socialist nut jobs in the White House.

Even the way that the Elections are run caters to the social class that lives on government handouts. Think about it, the polls are only open from seven to seven. During most of that time the people who are out there growing the economy, working hard for what they earn, and generally not being wastes of human skin are out doing all of those things. The people that are home all day, in the vast majority of cases, aren’t working from home. They are the same people who cry about the amount of money that they get in their welfare checks. The same people who got laid off eight years before and have never managed to get off of their fat lazy asses and got another job. The women with needs who are trapped at home with their screaming, crying, pooping, and TV addled legion of future welfare recipients.

I know that with the advent of an analytical thinking test that the privilege to vote is going to be severed from a lot of women, idiots, women, ultra liberals, women, rednecks, and women, but hey, you gotta do what you gotta do.

:-D