This morning I had 12 messages from a 'woman' wanting me to mate with her. Same message, 12 times.
He wants me to bring those two backyard kittens into the house so bad. He needs some new younger playmates. He plays constantly.
OMG! With that I could open my own church! LOL
During my long divorce fight I started seeing a professional Ph.D. social worker who was also a Psychologist and who became a good golf buddy and friend. I got his discount from $120 an hour to $50 because he liked me. He also had a session with my to-be-ex wife. During my counseling the subject of lies came up often. I discovered that you simply could not tell a lie to this man. He was very very good. of course, his professional rules would not allow him to inform me about the lies my ex told him, but after the divorce he did. Anyway, I asked him how he learned to tell when a patient lied to him and he recommended a couple 'body language' books to me. I bought and read them and still refer to them once and a while. You CAN detect lies by observing body language and a person's eye movements, lip shapes, diction, etc. The professionals know this and try to keep it secret.
Panhandlers are in the same class as priests and preachers. Pass the plate! LOL
Quitting smoking is easy. I do it three or four times a year.
Oh! When I saw the word in the title - "preach..." I decided to skip your post. LOL (just kidding)
Wonderwoman at work! And no smelly chemical paint remover required!
Beautiful story.
I get my Mom candy.It is all she wants or enjoys. I have to carefully read the candy ingredients so there are no nuts. She can't chew. LOL
I like the ads. Eddie should have more. If my little brother had a page here we would see all the ads for Smith & Wesson, Remington Arms, Savage shotguns and the US Postal Service. LOL
I am giving 6 to 1 odds against Romney winning. LOL.
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