Almost sure that Sessie is expecting little Siamese kittens.
Ciao, Bella.
Everyone knows that prizefighting is even more corrupt and crooked than horse racing.
For the rest of the summer, if anyone asks me to volunteer or work on something I won't be paid for, I will fake a heart attack and scream, "WHERE ARE MY NITRO GLYCERINE PILLS?"
Love your shtick! Write more.
Had our Art Guild auction (fundraiser today.) I have been the event coordinator and this took a month of work. Now it is home time and not answering the phone for a few days. Have a cool day.
Too bad you couldn't get the beaver to take out the tree.
If an asteroid was going to crash into Earth at Midnight and I had a choice to go party, go to church, go watch the riots break out or go paint, I would go paint. Painting is much higher than all the other choices. Just do it.
Pass me another pint, Mate.
Best coffee, too. Blue Lintong and Mandheeling. I love the Sumatra coffee.