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Forrest Gump Explains the Crisis



Mortgage Backed Securities are like boxes of chocolates. Criminals on Wall Street stole a few chocolates from the boxes and replaced them with turds. Their criminal buddies at Standard & Poor rated these boxes AAA Investment Grade chocolates. These boxes were then sold all over the world to investors. Eventually somebody bites into a turd and discovers the crime. Suddenly nobody trusts American chocolates anymore worldwide.

Hank Paulson now wants the American taxpayers to buy up and hold all these boxes of turd-infested chocolates for $700 billion dollars until the market for turds returns to normal. Meanwhile, Hank's buddies, the Wall Street criminals who stole all the good chocolates are not being investigated, arrested, or indicted.

Mama always said: "Sniff the chocolates first Forrest".

posted on Oct 19, 2008 7:40 AM ()

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I would like to see them all in prison for life with no amenities.
comment by elderjane on Oct 20, 2008 6:58 AM ()
comment by marta on Oct 19, 2008 7:28 PM ()
Now I know who I want for my Treasury Secretary

reguards
yer shiaty is as shiaty duz pal
bugg
comment by honeybugg on Oct 19, 2008 3:59 PM ()
comment by anniel on Oct 19, 2008 11:11 AM ()
I am thinking off with their heads.
comment by tealstar on Oct 19, 2008 8:52 AM ()
Hope that they get them all.Glad that it work for you jon.
comment by fredo on Oct 19, 2008 8:48 AM ()
It works for me.
comment by jondude on Oct 19, 2008 7:40 AM ()

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