Let me get this out in the open.
I
Am
Not
Skinny.
Now before you all start screaming and saying "OMFG SARAH SHUT UP YOU ARE SO SKINNY..." You shut up and Let me explain.
First off, I do not like being called skinny, you can call me slim, slender, or just say "Hey Sarah your looking good"
An example of what not to say "OMFG YOUR SKINNY ! ANOREXIC ! START EATING!"
Being called skinny assumes that I do not eat, or diet or starve myself. If I didn't eat there be some hurting people out there. I be grumpy and tired. Can you picture me grumpy? Exactly it just goes against nature.
First of all My BMI is in the normal range for my height (and some of you are probably googling t his right now to guess how much I weigh... Get over yourself)
Second of all a weight is just a weight. Don't compare yourself to me. I am SICK of it. Don't compare yourself to me because we are completely different, one person's torso might be longer, the other person might have bigger bones, the other person might be shorter, the other person might have longer legs. Realistically its impossible to be someone else. So be happy with what you got, because thats all you have. If you don't like it then FRIGGING change it and stop bitching. ( Side note I am not saying starve yourself... I mean more of the lines like if you don't like your legs, then do leg exercises.) Think about it and it will make sense.
Also I just happen to luck out. I got some good genes. And if you think "GAAAWD I GOT SHITTY GENES!!". Perhaps you do, but if you want to battle against genes good luck with that battle my friend.
If it makes you feel any better I am probably the biggest female from Mom's side of the family. Mom was smaller than me when she was my age, my grandmother was extremely tiny (short and small... 98 pounds and 4-5 feet tall I do believe). So compared to them haha I am like a giant ...
Second I don't sit around and stuff my face blindly. I try to eat good that means, yes, fruits, veggies, meat ( red meat Mmmm). Although I drink a LOT of milk. And yes if I go out I will eat my food and enjoy it, I am not going to "Mother's Webs" and order a salad to stay slim. Fuck that Shit. If I am going to Mothers Webs I am going to get me a BIG JUICY STEAK. MMmmm. But if I eat all of crappy mybloggers take out food, I try to make it up the next day.
My bad habits for eating .. would probably be the lack of fruit and veggies. Did you ever read the Canadian Food guide? They expect us to eat like 10 fruit and veggie servings a day ??? WHO THE HELL EATS That much fruit and veggies in one day? I sure as hell don't. I only get like 3 servings, 4 if i try hard ....
I bet you whoever made t he Canadian Food Guide is A FAT SON OF ... well you know what. And they just want to torture us. " Five servings of fruit and veggies Muahaha RAISE IT HIGHER MUAHAHA!!!! Make the Public suffer my wrath of healthiness!"
My other deadly vice ... COFFEE, TEA..... SUGAR ... lol
Usually my morning begins like this :
1. Alarm goes off.... and continues to go off.
2. I finally manage to work my hands in a primitive caveman like action and smash the alarm off
3. Stumble out of bed and try not to smash my face into a wall. ( I do not have the best of balance or realizations of my surroundings when I first awaken)
4. Yawn
5. Frigg around with the coffee machine
6. Curse at coffee machine for not working
7. Curse at myself for not putting coffee grinds in the machine
8. Wait till Magical and wonderfull machine makes COFFEE
9. Grab cup, pour coffee in, dump sugar, dump chocolate syurp in, dump coffee cream in.
10. taste coffee
11. Dump more sugar in.
12. Wait till CRACK ... I mean coffee kicks in ...