Nov 23, 2009
Can openers. Nothing can be more f***ed up than that peice of metal contraption. The can opener, is the grand master of fooling everyone ! Thats right EVERYONE. THe first few days with the can opener ...
Mar 3, 2009
As you all know I am on my March break … (which happens to be in February ….totally makes sense). Now most breaks are meant to be relaxing and peaceful. And if you are really lucky (aka sp...
Feb 23, 2009
That's right its superman, here to save the day. To swoop in and look super cool in tights..... bright .... red tights. Now if I was superman I be a little worried with the tights on with all the swoo...
Feb 18, 2009
I SWEAR, I am calling it OFF.I AM DONE. FINTO. FINISHED.So Over it.I am done with DELL, WINDOWS, VISTA, LAPTOPS Anything like that.It seems to me, I cant have a laptop that just works. Oh no it has to...
Feb 11, 2009
Being a Woman Means that you have to fulfill some stereotypes, activities and so forth.This includes collecting, purchasing and learning the strange art of makeup.Now, I am a pretty down to earth pers...
Feb 6, 2009
Life can be strange, and wonderful at times. As I mature, I discover more about life, the oddities, the complexities, the irony of it all. This is only something experience can provide you with an und...
Feb 4, 2009
Ah yes, I know its been like a million years since I actually written anything. But you see as I mentioned......I been down and out with a cold... since last Tuesday. Today, finally my nose has ceased...
Feb 1, 2009
That's Right I have an army of kleenex tissues surrounding me and you dont. I shall take over the world and my apartment with my infectious Kleenex servants.......Okay really, I been sick since Tuesda...
Jan 27, 2009
That's right, get your boogie night shoes on. Its time to shake what your momma gave you ...... Party like its the seventies all over again!!! SHAKE AND BAKE !!! Okay I lied. That was a lure. Did it ...
Jan 26, 2009
Looks like I will have to explain myself with all the bleeping going on here. You see I thought I would tame down my 'observations of the world'. Which means I shall try my best not to swear. It's mig...
Jan 22, 2009
I thought I would Make a Guide for you hopeless species …. Men.You can thank me later.You see I call you all a bunch of hopeless species, because you all seem quite clueless when it comes to und...
Jan 21, 2009
I know, its awful. Its quite horrendous. I really should not even be allowed a laptop. Its quite terrible of me, not to be here that much. But I think I have a small case of ADD. And therefore I get d...
Jan 11, 2009
Now some of you are wondering, what I could possibly clear up. I have many skills and you would be amazed at the useless but practical information I know. I Am going to clear things up for the ladies ...
Dec 28, 2008
Dear Windows,Please stop being a whole big bag of douche.I do not know what you were thinking when you created "Vista"Were you doing crack? No? Come on you at least had to be doing some dope.Vista is ...
Dec 27, 2008
The madness that is called Boxing day.Now I don't know if you guys in the states have this, but basically this is when all the stuff in the stores go on sale (that they couldn't sell during Christmas)...