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Health Care ... .Lol

and another one from my mailbox:

Subject: Lousy Health Plan




A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.

'Oh my GOD!' screamed the woman. 'That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?'
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, 'I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture.'

'Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay,' said the woman. As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.
Again, the woman screamed,'Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?'
Again the doctor spoke very calmly: 'Same illness, better health plan.'

posted on May 27, 2008 7:21 AM ()

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comment by donnamarie on May 29, 2008 6:09 PM ()
Hilarious!! But I had to suspend my disbelief just a bit for it!
comment by redimpala on May 27, 2008 7:30 PM ()
'testicles rapidly fill with semen,' Yes, that was my problm when I was younger--good thing I had a great health plan!!
comment by greatmartin on May 27, 2008 7:24 PM ()
That was too funny!
AJ
comment by lunarhunk on May 27, 2008 11:41 AM ()
I liked that one.
comment by fredo on May 27, 2008 9:39 AM ()

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