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Good Thursday MyBloggerstown:
            Was waltzing through the innernets and found this funny bit. We have all seen the "Ways to Promote Mental Stability" (or some such title)list. So here's some more things you can do to promote mental health:
1) At lunch time sit in your car with sun glasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down
2) On all your check memo lines write "for marijuana".
3) Skip down the street rather than walk and see how many looks you get
4) Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
5) Sing along at the opera.
6)When money comes out of the ATM scream "I won!! I won !!"
7) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the car park yelling "Run for your lives!!! They're loose!!"
8) Tell your children at dinner "Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go".
9) Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy take them to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.
Hope this brought a few yuk yuks to yer day.
(disclaimer: this list swiped from National Lampoon)
reguards
yer mentaly stable pal
bugg
